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so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

santanalaufeyson:

calamity-cain:

kuakugava:

I don’t know why I do this

it doesn’t matter, keep doing it

Please don’t stop.

santanalaufeyson:

calamity-cain:

kuakugava:

I don’t know why I do this

it doesn’t matter, keep doing it

Please don’t stop.

angelica-aswald:

nwadadnama:

delenatore:

yes, too

not my gifs

Yep. And it’s gonna kill us allllll.

Am I the only one looking at how his junk is jiggling?

ophelia-tagloff ohhiddles-myhiddles smittentomkitten

nwadadnama:

unseendancingqueen:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

captain-krazy:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

larygo:

Tom’s wardrobe

Reblogging again because I Want a Tom paper doll so I can dress him.

If the Tom paper doll is anatomically correct I think I’d leave him undressed! hehehehehe

True… Very true…

I’d like to see the light blue muscley, nipply tshirt under the back comfort sweater. I bet that would be sexy as hell!

Give me a Tom lifesize doll then we will talk about clothing choices.

nwadadnama:

unseendancingqueen:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

captain-krazy:

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

larygo:

Tom’s wardrobe

Reblogging again because I Want a Tom paper doll so I can dress him.

If the Tom paper doll is anatomically correct I think I’d leave him undressed! hehehehehe

True… Very true…

I’d like to see the light blue muscley, nipply tshirt under the back comfort sweater. I bet that would be sexy as hell!

Give me a Tom lifesize doll then we will talk about clothing choices.

saythankyoumaster:

Once the girls had seen him strip, they weren’t going to let him put his clothes back on until they all had a chance to have his cum in them.

I was going to reblog this on @alltheporngoeshere but I just needed to share this with the slores because we all know this is what would happen if we ever got together.

tomsdangerousvagina melonasesino mojobaby75 ohhiddles-myhiddles hiddles-reactions quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks laterovaries tomsguttergang insatiablebookslut maldivaldandhiddled beachgrl76 coy00koi romancejunkette hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea triplefuckingnope allonsyelize shakespearelove suchthesmittenkitten leilei55 angelica-aswald lisalisa007 hiddlesherethereeverywhere mawanji larouau12 smittentomkitten xdelayedgratification so-easy-to-love-me clojury lokilover1578 britishmenaredestroyingmylife nerdynauticalgirl nightmareofcat sarabeth72 ladiesloveloki bookbelle494 bat-crazydoll8 hiddlesmaug nwadadnama damageditem doctor-supersherlokid underbree nerdysingingcatlady lokie-dokie mypreciousmind1 mytomhiddlestonpage villain-lover lokisbeastie hiddlesstolemyheart jackburtonsays whittyonernc tarrysmith angreav uppereastsiderkay hightimeswithhiddles kissimmmeme hush-hush-hiddlestoners allthatandasideoftom hiddlesbatchgirl86 elfpunk yellowwhaleeye // @passionlillyflower @areschosen @dreamsngr @leostorridteatime @roxanestark @particularscarf @october-green @sinfully-lustful-darling @lokiwholockfactory @hiddlesstuner @tomslegsarekillingmeslowly @completelyhiddlestoned @antyc67 @ba-dum-tish // If you want to be in our out of my tag list, message me.

saythankyoumaster:

Once the girls had seen him strip, they weren’t going to let him put his clothes back on until they all had a chance to have his cum in them.

I was going to reblog this on @alltheporngoeshere but I just needed to share this with the slores because we all know this is what would happen if we ever got together.

tomsdangerousvagina melonasesino mojobaby75 ohhiddles-myhiddles hiddles-reactions quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks laterovaries tomsguttergang insatiablebookslut maldivaldandhiddled beachgrl76 coy00koi romancejunkette hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea triplefuckingnope allonsyelize shakespearelove suchthesmittenkitten leilei55 angelica-aswald lisalisa007 hiddlesherethereeverywhere mawanji larouau12 smittentomkitten xdelayedgratification so-easy-to-love-me clojury lokilover1578 britishmenaredestroyingmylife nerdynauticalgirl nightmareofcat sarabeth72 ladiesloveloki bookbelle494 bat-crazydoll8 hiddlesmaug nwadadnama damageditem doctor-supersherlokid underbree nerdysingingcatlady lokie-dokie mypreciousmind1 mytomhiddlestonpage villain-lover lokisbeastie hiddlesstolemyheart jackburtonsays whittyonernc tarrysmith angreav uppereastsiderkay hightimeswithhiddles kissimmmeme hush-hush-hiddlestoners allthatandasideoftom hiddlesbatchgirl86 elfpunk yellowwhaleeye // @passionlillyflower @areschosen @dreamsngr @leostorridteatime @roxanestark @particularscarf @october-green @sinfully-lustful-darling @lokiwholockfactory @hiddlesstuner @tomslegsarekillingmeslowly @completelyhiddlestoned @antyc67 @ba-dum-tish // If you want to be in our out of my tag list, message me.

yerthebadwolfmari:

sutafuzz:

Agent Peggy Carter
Cosplayer: Captain Morgan Cosplay / yerthebadwolfmari
Photography: Sutafuzz

AH! My Peggy Carter cosplay! The uniform is handmade uwu and the pins are vintage WWII. I love this cosplay more than myself

Please reblog this! It would mean the world to me!

daytimesparrow:

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

badwolflaurel:



#so i’m going to hell again

again

Your Boyfriend's Guide to Gilmore Girls

icybluepenguin:

adamcansuckme:

nerdysingingcatlady:

adamcansuckme:

icybluepenguin:

adamcansuckme have you seen this?? It’s hilarious.

What in the ever living fuck do they mean with Lorelai is mean to her parents for no reason?! Add Evelyn Harper and Mother Gothel to Emily Gilmore and you got my mother! Lorelai had all reason! I mean, the woman was the reason she ran away and rather be a maid than an heiress. Not teen pregnancy - Emily!

That’s HYSTERICAL!
I cried when girlmore girls ended…

Yeah, laugh away. Meanwhile, I’m the one that spent the last 23 years figuring out how to run away from Gothel Harper-Gilmore…

I understand completely. I have a Gothel-Harper-Gilmore-Mama Rose hybrid myself. In fact, I do exactly what Lorelai did and put my kid on the phone to talk to her, even before she could talk. :p I wish I were more like Lorelai in general… she kicks ass.

Every child of a delightfully maddening mother wishes that. Who doesn’t want to have the power of quick witty comebacks that runs in the Gilmore blood?

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

angrydumpling:

janiegirly07:

diospyros-crassiflora:

HOLY WHAT

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

THAT NEVER HAPPENS WITH HARRY POTTER

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MINERVA MCGONAGALL

OMFG MY WHOLE LIFE IS WHAT

WHAT WHAT WHAT

Oh my god, she was GORGEOUS. 

THEME