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5saucewoah:

the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

crimsonpeakfans:

#CrimsonPeak An amazing moment with Sir Thomas Sharpe courtesy of Solo Tom @maryxglz

crimsonpeakfans:

 An amazing moment with Sir Thomas Sharpe courtesy of Solo Tom

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

angelica-aswald:

thelittlebigadventure:

アベンジャーズ詰め合わせ2 by べーごま

Translated by: RurutiaDariya/thelittlebigadventure

Translating this one took all of my feels jfc I’m out. 

why… :(

fedorathexplorer:

when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is

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the-goddamazon:

youngblackandvegan:

bruh

yoooo
onlybloggersleftalive:

ladiesloveloki:

emmaleewhittaker:

visacredit:

ummm…

Omg



Oh dear…

angelt626:

empressranaground:

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that the best loved line from this movie comes from a character we never even got to see?

Prayer circle that we get lucky and get to see her in the sequel and/or that she has more lines like this.

hotladypants:

justuselesslesbianvampirethings:

Life in the LaFerry dorm.

o m g

hotladypants:

justuselesslesbianvampirethings:

Life in the LaFerry dorm.

o m g

theangelsnebula:

“When I was eight, I was confused about being called ‘bossy’ because I wanted to direct the plays that we would put on for our parents. But the boys were not. When at 14, I started to be sexualized by certain elements of the media. When at 15, my girlfriends started dropping out of their beloved sports teams because they didn’t want to appear ‘muscle-y.’ When at 18, my males friends were unable to express their feelings; I decided that I was a feminist.” 

theangelsnebula:

When I was eight, I was confused about being called ‘bossy’ because I wanted to direct the plays that we would put on for our parents. But the boys were not. When at 14, I started to be sexualized by certain elements of the media. When at 15, my girlfriends started dropping out of their beloved sports teams because they didn’t want to appear ‘muscle-y.’ When at 18, my males friends were unable to express their feelings; I decided that I was a feminist.” 

flappyhappyhiddles:

i-go-alone-into-the-danger:

You remember Ahem, yes.? Well now there’s more. *hides in a box* I’M SORRY TOM!! {..he’s not, ahem.. cough}

o_O

nerdesque:

Stop judging me

nerdesque:

Stop judging me

THEME